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About This Game From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a new place to call home!Features: Relaxing, streamlined linear story! Constant laughs from start to finish! No pointless battles! This is a pure story-driven visual novel! LOADS of hidden easter eggs to find while exploring! Added replayability with three awesome alternate endings for you to unlock! Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere! Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games! Steam Achievements (Coming Soon) Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)A Message From Crankage GamesWe would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback!- Crankage Games 7aa9394dea Title: Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible ChildrenGenre: Adventure, IndieDeveloper:Crankage GamesPublisher:Crankage GamesRelease Date: 26 Oct, 2018 Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children Xforce Third game in the Quiver D!ck's epic saga, and it did NOT disappoint. I pray this developer keeps making games. The humor was lewd, crude, VERY adult, and very METAL. There is psychosis here and it's a beautiful thing! This is the first in the series that actually made me not only laugh, but shed a tear: Part near the beginning, Graveyard scene. Do yourself a favor and look at ALL the graves. If you are a rock/metalhead in any respect, you will be treated to what is obviously a love letter from another metalhead to those they love, and it's awesome. All in all this game was just an amazing & hysterical trip start to finish. No actual battles in this one either, it plays more like a visual novel, but the battles aren't missed as it's stuffed full of the same awesome and gaudy humor and puns as the last 2 games. I binged the first 3 games in ONE afternoon/evening, They were just hard to put down. Forget waiting for a sale, buy the series bundle and ROCK! (it's not exactly expensive folks ;-) ) If I had any complaint, without the fights, this game does seem a bit short (less than 2 hours i my play), but for less than a price of a fast food lunch, Well worth it!. Have only 'played' for a short while, but so far, the LOL's have been thick and fast, and that's just reading the characters names:-) buy it, more than worth the dosh for the laughs if nothing else ( i'm a 55 yr old woman, guys will love this! ). When I first saw the preview for Quiver♥♥♥♥♥♥s (hehehehh well played steam...) Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents to Read To Their Equally Terrible Children, I knew I needed to play it. This game has dark humour, hilarity, a thirsty fairy, awesome music and is dripping in both in-your-face smut and innuendos.This game is so well put together with incredible art throughout and has the capability of three different possible endings. There are easter eggs as well as nods to music, film and video games throughout with the game clearly being self aware.I love the main Easter Egg in the grave yard. The feels man.... <3The humour in this game is so much like my own there were points whilst playing I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard. My stomach hurt, my face hurt, my eyes poured tears. I had to take time out to recover and was hit by the next sentence twice as hard so many times. Don't play the game if you have a weak bladder.My only form of negative feedback is, I wish it was longer. I found the game was over far too quickly, even with it's replayability.I have so much love and positivity for this game and the other games developed by Crankage and I will continue to recommend it to family, friends, followers, subs, doms...Well Done Crankage Games!!. This game was and entertaining and I highly recommend it. It's perfect if you are looking for a quick sit down and laugh type game. The alternate endings was a nice new touch. I can't wait for more!!!. funny as ♥♥♥♥!.. on to figure out all other other endings now =P. Absolutely amazing game. Short, sweet, deeply and incredibly inappropriate... not to mention twisted... and genuinely vulgar at times. Heck, the three separate endings and easter egg(s?) alone make it worth more than such a piddly little amount. Thank you, Crankage, for blessing us all with your deeply, deeply messed up imagination.. Great and funny like the other Quiver♥♥♥♥♥♥ Yet different as this is more of story game play through. Try it out! def worth playing! Lots of cool musical cameos and laugh out loud or oh no moments.. Another experience from the Quiver♥♥♥♥♥♥world. Much like Chronicles, this features much of the same elements from that game, namely the funny story and references to rock and metal icons. If you have a spare hour and 30 minutes to kill, I highly recommend this. Plus, it costs less than a dollar, so grab a beer and enjoy.. Firstly, let me profusely apologize for it taking me SO long to review this masterpiece. Secondly, if you haven't purchased this game and played it yet, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?! (I mean that question out of love, I swear...but what the hell are you doing with your life?!) The game was short and sweet, and by sweet, I mean in your face with the wonderful laughs. I had the absolute pleasure of streaming this game and I was in tears laughing the entire time. Crankage, you are, without a doubt, a genius and I cannot wait to play your other games. All the success to you and your team! <3. this game is hilarious and very well made. if you are into rpg maker titles this one is a real gem Quiver Dick is live!: https://store.steampowered.com/app/953230/Quiver_Dicks_Terrible_Tale_For_Terrible_Parents_To_Read_To_Their_Equally_Terrible_Children/Is live!You can also find it in this bundle for a discounted price!https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Thank you all for the support and I hope to hear from you all soon!- Crankage Games. Damned Daniel is Officially Live!: Hello everyone! A new developer, Red Mouse Games, has JUST released her very first game, Damned Daniel!It will be 40% off for launch week and available for purchase in the Crankage Games bundle as well!https://store.steampowered.com/app/932500/Damned_Daniel/https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Red Mouse Games has done some of the artwork found in previous Crankage Games titles such as Metal as Phu.k and The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck, (As well as the new up and coming Metal as Phu.k game scheduled for release in early 2019!)I'm honored to have had a hand in the writing of this new adventure, so if you're a fan of previous works from Crankage Games, then I think you'll have a great time with Damned Daniel!She's worked very hard over the last year to bring her dream to fruition, so I hope everyone gives her game a chance! She'd absolutely be thrilled to hear your feedback!Thank you all so very much for your continued support, it truly means a lot!- Crankage Games. Happy Holidays! We now have a Patreon!: Good news everyone and Happy Holidays to all!We've been asked for a while now if we'll ever set up a Patreon, and now we've finally got one!If you'd like to support what we do to ensure we can continue putting out comedy games in the future, then we'd like to support you right back! Want a twitter shoutout for your contribution? Sure. Want to enter Giveaways on twitter? You got it. Want to ask Quiver D!ck a question and have it answered in a custom comic strip posted on Patreon and Twitter, (As well as featured in an upcoming new episode of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck?) You can ask him ANYTHING you want!But it doesn't end there! Not only do we have options for all of the above for those who choose to support us going forward, but there's ALSO the potential for your name to be listed in a link RIGHT on the title screen of The Chronicles of Quiver D!ck along with your social media, channel links, or anything else you'd like people to see!Like I said, you want to support us? Well we want to show you that we appreciate you just as much as you appreciate us!You can find our Twitter links and Patreon below!Happy Holidays everyone!- Crankage Gameshttps://www.patreon.com/CrankageGameshttps://twitter.com/CrankageGames. Deported (New Game by Crankage Games) has officially released!: https://store.steampowered.com/app/965830/Deported_Drain_the_Swamp/ Deported: Drain the Swamp has officially released!. 12 Hours Left! 6 Game Bundle Sale Ending!: 12 hours left until the 6 Game Vulgar Comedy RPG Bundle Sale ends!Less than $10 gets you:Metal as PhukThe Chronicles of Quiver DickQuiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible ChildrenDamned DanielDeported: Drain the SwampDeported 2: Build That Wallhttps://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/https://twitter.com/CrankageGames/status/1125246551612219392. Successful Launch Update!: Hello everyone!We just did a VERY minor improvement update that shouldn't have changed much if anything at all, which is a good thing, because it means we've had a GREAT launch with no known issues!Thank you all VERY much for making this possible and we hope to hear your feedback on the game as soon as you've got a moment to share your thoughts with us!We always love reading your comments and we hope you're having a fantastic day!- Crankage Games. Crankage Games Bundle on Sale!: Hello everyone! I just wanted to thank you all for your continued support! All 6 of our games in the bundle have had overwhelming feedback and we truly appreciate each and every one of you!Our bundle is currently on sale here: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/And I'd just like to announce that the next game we're working on, we're doing with fan interaction! We're streaming game development each week, LIVE on twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/crankagegamesWhere fans of the game can help craft the game world itself, and even be characters IN the game! I feel like this is a great opportunity for developer and fans to interact, come together, get to know each other, and build something awesome. I'd love to talk to each and every one of you, so if you're ever interested in dropping in and not just WATCHING game development, but actually being a part of the process, please feel free to do so, because I'd LOVE to talk to you!Thank you so much, and keep being amazing!- Crankage Games / Michaelhttps://twitter.com/CrankageGames. Crankage Games Bundle On Sale Nearly 50% Off!: You can now grab all 6 of our Comedy Adventures in the bundle below for a drastically reduced price to celebrate the coming holidays!https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/7659/The_Terrible_Metal_as_Phuk_Deported_Tale_of_Damned_Daniel_Chronicles_of_Quiver_Dick_Collection_Bundle/Thank you all for your support and we hope you enjoy our games!- Crankage Games. New Quiver Dick Game Coming Soon!: I'm pleased to announce that the newest title, Quiver Dick's Epic Book of Fairy Fails is coming soon to Steam! Be sure to check it out and wishlist it for notifications when it's released!https://store.steampowered.com/app/1091370/Quiver_Dicks_Epic_Book_of_Fairy_Fails/Thank you all for your continued support along the way and making this all possible! I can't wait to hear what you think!- Crankage Games. 12 Hours Until Official Launch!: It's coming, and it's coming HARD, ladies and gentlemen!October 26th, 10:00 AM PST.- Crankage Games
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